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belaroos:

send me those “what character u remind me of” anons this is important do it

this is very important and crucial to the existence of mankind

sned me them

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setbabiesonfire:

danielkiwi:

sailorhatesjane:

pantslessyoda:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER

no words

oh…. 

That last part tho.

setbabiesonfire:

danielkiwi:

sailorhatesjane:

pantslessyoda:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER

no words

oh…. 

That last part tho.

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manicengineer:

a brief summary of clavicus vile 

(Source: mechanicaljester, via mrsalenko)

lil mage bb

lil mage bb

Wynne: Alistair, may I have a word?
Alistair: Of course - anything for my favouritest mage ever.
Wynne: It seems you and our fearless leader are inseparable these days. Joined at the hip, almost.
Alistair: That’s a bit of an overstatement, don’t you think?
Wynne: Well then, now that you’re in an intimate relationship, you should learn about where babies really come from.
Alistair: Pardon?
Wynne: I know the Chantry says you dream about your babies and the good Fade spirits take them out of the Fade and leave them in your arms…but that’s not true. Actually what happens is that when a girl and a boy really love each other —
Alistair: Andraste’s flaming sword! I know where babies come from!
Wynne: Do you? Do you really?
Alistair: I certainly hope so.
Wynne: Oh, all right then. Aww, look, you’re all red and mottled. How cute.
Alistair: You did that on purpose!
Wynne: Now, now Alistair, why would I do such a thing?
Alistair: Because you’re wicked. That frail old lady act? I’m so not fooled. I’m on to you now.

(Source: couslands, via skeletonteaparties)

sassiestravenclaw:

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

AMEN

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artsiesfartsies:

giVE ME BABY KROGANS OR GIVE ME DEATH

artsiesfartsies:

giVE ME BABY KROGANS OR GIVE ME DEATH

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ckck:

Seems like IKEA are really shaking things up this year. In addition to the previously announced TV set, they’re also going to release a digital camera made of cardboard called Knäppa (“Snap”). It’ll hold 40 photographs at a time and plugs directly into your USB port. While it’s not the prettiest camera the world has ever seen, I do love the idea of a screen-less digital camera that brings people back to the wait-and-see days of film.

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thebigbearcave:

evoroil:

thebigbearcave:

Toph Tuesday!

*STAMP OF APPROVAL*

Toph is approved! Royal House Bei Fong, Lord of Melons, Ruler of Earth, Supreme Metalbender, Team Avatar, titles titles

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jessicachastains:

comealongpixie:

being a girl who likes girls is confusing bc sometimes you’re not sure what kind of reaction you’re having. that girl is hot. do you wanna look like her? do you wanna sleep with her? do you want both? but not at the same time that would be weird. so confusing.

(Source: formerly-comealongpixie, via unphh)

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

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jemeryl:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

howthehelldidibecomeaduck:

fuckyeahsexpositivity:

bisexualzuko:

onionhighonionandrenown:

viyahshadinikah:

Lesbian Jewish-Hindu Wedding 

This is both gorgeous and adorable.

The caption delights me.

The level of cuteness in this needs to stop.

—BB

I like the modern and traditional dresses together, that’s so cool!

THIS IS TRULY THE CUTEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE <3

I will forever need Indian ladies getting married to other ladies on my dash <3

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